HEROINE: Move Review

A Madhur Bhandarkar movie is always a much awaited fare as he tries to expose the under belly of each profession or field he tries to project on screen. So keeping his past record in mind i.e. Chandni Bar, Satta, Page 3, Traffic Signal, Corporate and Fashion, I was eager to find out what he had to show about the movie industry through the eyes of a Heroine played by Kareena Kapoor. To tell you frankly he disappointed me badly.

If you have followed the movies made by Madhur, you will see a set pattern in every story he brings on screen, where a wannabe becomes a person of importance or peaks his/her career and then because of arrogance and pride hits the bottom of their career only to resurrect and find a meaning above the profession he or she is pursuing. Case in point Satta, Page 3, Corporate, Fashion and now Heroine (here he has done away with her struggling phase and concentrated on her downfall). Let me also tell you that Heroine is no 'The Dirty Picture' that released last year and is now regarded as a cult movie,  and garnered awards as well as rewards for everyone connected with it.

Coming to the movie, it is the story of a successful movie star Mahi Arora (Kareena Kapoor) who is in love with a much married actor Aryan Khanna (Arjun Rampal) who does not acknowledge their relationship out in public or print. She is more concerned about getting a commitment from Aryan than concentrating on her career until she realizes one day that her career as well as her relationship with Aryan is heading no where.

She soon tries to take charge of her career and in the process takes some bad career decisions, exploits people and relationships only to fall flatly in every account. There is not much novelty in the story as we have seen such stories and situations earlier. As a viewer, one would love to see the unknown facet of the movie industry and not the cliched stuff where every actor wants to sleep with every actress, homosexuality, back biting, cut throat competition, drug and alcohol abuse etc.

On close inspection one could notice that the writers have heavily borrowed couple of instances from actress Manisha Koirala's life eg: the alcoholic and eccentric behavior of Mahi (Manisha was known for her alcoholism and eccentric behavior during her prime which lead to her career dwindling down), the sex scandal highlighted before the release of her movie (something similar to what happened during 'Ek Choti Si Love Story' in 2001 where Manisha accused director Sasilal Nair of filming nude and love making scenes with a body double without her knowledge) when her career goes scaling down and she has just one movie to make her mark. Even the part where Mahi is shown living a life of anonymity in Europe in the climax of the movie (something similar to what Manisha did in the last couple of years before she got married and divorced recently) etc.

Now coming to performances; Kareena Kapoor has given a good performance however not a National Award winning one as we have seen her doing much better in many other movies in the past eg: Chameli, Jab We Met, Dev etc. Arjun Rampal seems wooden in the first half only to resurrect in the second half with some good acting display. Randeep Hooda, Divya Dutta, Shahana Goswami gives some wonderful performances in their brief screen space. Govind Namdeo as Kareena's secretary is plain okay, I still don't figure out what Achint Kaur was doing the movie (there was no reference to what or who she was in the movie). Helen as a fading actress does an average job.

Direction by Madhur is strictly okay but the story lets him down heavily, so he needs to work with better writers the next time he makes a movie. Dialogues by Niranjan Iyengar were plain okay and the most irritating part about them was that, every character mouthed 'Babes' in every sentence they spoke. Music by Salim-Suleman is plain below average with just one hum-able 'Saiyan' and an average 'Halkat Jawani'. On the whole I would rate this movie 'Average' and on the Box Office I do not see it making bigger numbers like Barfi or Raaz 3 that released in the last couple of weeks, it might just sail through in the name of Madhur and Kareena.

BARFI - Movie Review

After a very long time I have enjoyed every moment I spent watching a beautiful and simple movie made with lots of love and care by Anurag Basu i.e. BARFII. 2012 will go down in history of Bollywood as a landmark year with different and original concepts making huge mark at the box office. Moreover after a lukewarn KITES, Anurag Basu is in full form with this sweet love story.

BARFII is the story of a deaf and mute guy played by Ranbir who lives in Darjeeling with his father, who works as a driver in Jhilmil's (Priyanka Chopra) house. Jhilmil is an autistic patient who has lived her entire life in a sanitarium named Muskan, as her drunkard mother and wayward father are not capable of taking care off her.

One day Barfii meets Shruti (Ileana D'cruz) who comes to live with her parents in Darjeeling. He instantly falls in love with her even though he is aware that she is soon to be married. Barfi tries his luck in wooing Shruti and soon they both are in love, only to be separated when she has to get married to her fiance due to some unavoidable situation. 

The story then focuses on Barfi and Jhilmil, after he tries to kidnap her to raise money for his father's operation. The lives of Barfi, Jhilmil and Shruti collide once again and then what happens with these three lovable characters, is what the movie is all about.

The love story between Barfi and Shruti is adorable on one side, while the emotional bonding between Barfi and Jhilmil is equally cute and lovable. After a long time a good love triangle has been explored with the main two characters being physically and mentally challenged.

Without getting preachy or making fun of the physical and mental conditions of the characters, Anurag Basu has dealt sensitively with this subject and has made his characters look as normal as any day to day characters. The music is wonderful and my favorites are 'Ashiyan', 'Bawre', 'Ala Barfi' and 'Phir Le Aaya'.

Coming to actors, Ranbir Kapoor as usual is seen shining all over again after an award winning performance in last year's ROCKSTAR. Priyanka Chopra is another brilliant actress who delivers an award winning performance by playing the innocent, childlike Jhilmil who is an autistic patient. Ileana in her debut movie has done justice to her character and it will not be too long when you will see her making mark in Bollywood with more such challenging roles. Saurabh Shukla is wonderful and so are other supporting actors.

This is one of the most enchanting and beautiful movies' to come out this year and it will definitely make its mark at the box office. My recommendation, GO FOR IT! You will not be disappointed.

RAAZ 3 - Movie Review

RAAZ 3 the latest movie to come out of Vishesh Films and Mahesh Bhatt's stable is another story set to cash in on the famous RAAZ franchise they formed 10 years back. However like all recent Vishesh Film movies or the movies made by the Bhatt family, this one too turns out to be a big Rumble in the Bronx.

The story is about a fading actress played superbly by Bipasha Basu who seeks revenge on another upcoming actress played by Esha Gupta, who also happens to be her half sister. To regain what she has lost out to the newbie Bipasha's character resorts to Black Magic and to execute her plan successfully she chooses her boyfriend / lover played by Emran Hashmi.

As the story progresses Emran Hashmi has a change of heart and falls in love with Esha's character and instead of taking the plan ahead of killing her, he enters the world of Spirits to get back her spirit.

There is nothing new about the plotline as every Vikram Bhatt movie has got the same old story treatment and the 3D is just used merely for marketing purpose, as there are not many 3D usable material in the movie. The entire movie revolves around the three characters and after sometime it tends to be boring.

As far as acting goes, Emran is okay, he has given much better performances in the past. Bipasha is good in whatever role she has however the biggest disappointment here is Esha Gupta who really needs to pull up her socks. Vikram is a good storyteller however Shagufta Rafiq lets him down. The cinematography by Praveen Bhatt is very good while the music by Jeet Ganguli and Rashid Khan disappoints considering the fact that the music of RAAZ 1 & RAAZ 2 were good. The 3D effects are good but not much scope for using thrills barring a couple of sequences.

On an average the movie is just a one time watch and considering the hype around the movie, it wouldn't be a wonder if it turns out to be a winner for Vishesh Films, Emran Hashmi and Bipasha.

Movie Review: Vicky Donor

Wow a movie on sperm donation is something not many would love to venture out in India. The first time we heard or saw about the same was in Onir's 'I AM' where Purab Kohli played the role of a sperm donor and Nandita Das as the receiver. The serious take on the issue was not accepted by the general public but I still maintain that it was a very sincere and sensitive take by Onir on this subject.

Now coming to Vicky Donor, this serious issue has been tackled in a comic manner without making it sound boring or preachy. Dr. Chaddha (Annu Kapoor) runs a infertility clinic in Delhi and he is in search of a person who has a good and healthy sperm count. He accidentally meets Vicky (Ayushman) one day and he is sure that his search for a healthy donor is finished. He undertakes different ways to convince Vicky to donate his sperms in bringing happiness to such couples who cannot conceive. After a lot of cajoling and convincing he agrees for the same.

Vicky's mother Dolly (Dolly Alhuvalia) runs a beauty parlor and she also takes care of her mother-in-law (Kamlesh Gill). The bickering and love shown between the saas-bahu is hilarious and the best scenes of the movie are between them. The scene where the saas-bahu are downing few pegs or fighting over a 42 inch LED TV etc. are very funnily written and executed.

Vicky meets Ashima (Yammi Gautham) at a bank where she works as a customer service executive. They fall in love and decide to get married. Initially both the families are against the match as Ashima is a 'Bong' while Vicky a true blue Punjabi. The families give their consent in the end however Vicky's past as a sperm donor breaks the marriage.

The story is very simple but the screenplay and dialogues lift up the entire premise coupled with fantastic acting by debutante Ayushman and Yami, as well as the talented supporting cast played by Dolly Alhuwalia, Kamlesh Gill, Annu Kapoor and the actors who have played Yami's father and aunt. The music is fantastic and with the mood of the movie, especially the song composed by Ayushman 'Pani da Rang' and 'Whiskey and Rum'.

Shoojit Sircar again springs a surprise after a beautiful start with his debut movie 'Yahaan'. On the whole the movie will definitely do well at the box office as majority of the multiplex janta would love it. Overall a good movie for a good weekend watch. Please go for it.

Movie Review: Agent Vinod

After watching some not so good movies in the last few weeks out of which Agent Vinod was an exception. Like all Sriram Raghavan movies Agent Vinod happened to be a fast paced thriller and I being a huge fan of his earlier movies 'Ek Hasina Thi' and 'Johnny Gaddar' could find much flaws or maybe I just chose to ignore it even if there were any. 

The story is of a secret Agent named Vinod (Saif Ali Khan) who pulls the strings right in front of the villians' nose and turns table at the drop of a hat. He is assigned a job to find out a bomb which is highly destructive and can cause bigger damages to the world than what the Atom Bomb did to Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 

So up he goes cracking the mystery of the whereabouts of the bomb in 12 different countries, falls in love with another Pakistani Agent (Kareena Kapoor) who works with the terrorists in unraveling the mysterious bomb. She helps Vinod to track the bomb which is transported to India and in an attempt to foil the plans of the terrorists even loses her life.

The pace of the movie is very fast and there are many characters popping in and out of the frame. The screenplay is very tough and hats-off to the writers who have worked on this difficult screenplay. The music is just average out of which 'Pungi' has turned out to be a chart-buster. The other two song's are well placed in the script and doesn't look like a forced intrusion to the slick script.

Acting-wise it is a Saif Ali Khan movie from start to end and he proves that he can be our answer to James Bond (I hope they are not disheartened by the box-office results of the movie and not plan a sequel). Kareena is good with whatever screen space she gets. Rest of the cast and crew have also justified their roles.

On the whole Agent Vinod is a great movie to watch that leaves no time for you to think or feel bored as it is a edge of the seat thriller. Box Office wise the movie has not done well but it did deserved more as it is a far better product than last week's HouseFull 2.

Kahaani: Movie Review

After 'The Dirty Picture' the buzz around Vidya Balan has grown ten fold. I don't think there was ever a best phase in her career when people are more interested in knowing more about her and her upcoming projects. In the same wave another master stroke performance has been delivered by her in the latest release KAHAANI.


I went with a lot of expectations to see Kahaani as now I consider Vidya as equal to Aamir Khan after the spate of well made and well performed movies that we saw in the last 3 years starting from Paa, Ishqiya, No One Killed Jessica, The Dirty Picture and now Kahaani. I was not disappointed a bit as my expectations were fulfilled and I loved every minute of the movie.


The story is about a pregnant woman's search for her missing husband. In her search she is helped by a newly recruited policeman Rana (Parambrata Chattopadhyay). This thriller comes up trumps in the climax when the real mystery and story unfolds, who is Vidya Bagchi, does Arnab Bagchi exist in real life? Or it is all a story aka Kahaani narrated by Vidya? You have to see the movie to find out the same as revealing anything further will be spoiling the fun of watching such a fast paced thriller.


Kahaani has a very simple story with a lot of twists and turns written by Advaita Kala and Sujoy Ghosh. The screenplay by Sujoy, Suresh Nair and Nikhil Vyas is superb and at no point do you get any time to think or feel bored. The performances are first rate, the director has seen to it that no one in the movie is wasted and therefore even a small part played by the two kids and the actress who plays the role of Agnes is also well written and performed. However the entire movie rests on Vidya Balan who comes up with another award winning performance. I especially loved her in the climax, can't reveal the scene or anything about the climax, so I am just holding onto it.


The music by Vishal-Shekhar is good and goes perfectly with the mood of the movie. Kolkatta has never looked so beautiful and the entire credit goes to Cinematographer Sethu and the editing by Namrata is another high point. The background score is gripping and on a whole I would say this is a 'Must See' movie for everyone. At last Sujoy Ghosh gets back his mojo after back to back flops like Home Delivery and Aladin. Go for it!

Movie Review: Mausam

Last three weeks I have just watched movies that are high on publicity and promotions however zero in content and novelty.

After being cheated by Salman Khan and Imran Khan in their recent releases Bodyguard and Mere Brother Ki Dulhan, I mustered courage and went to watch 'Mausam' starring Shahid and Sonam Kapoor. I have always been a huge fan of Pankaj 'Karamchand' Kapoor who happens to be the father of Shahid and also the director of Mausam. After watching the promos, listening to the songs and checking out interviews given by Shahid and Sonam, about how they have poured all their acting talents into this much in long making movie, I was determined to watch it.

The movie starts with a bang and that's that. There is no story, there is no novelty and there is nothing to look forward to. The movie is an endless saga of 'hide and seek' between Shahid and Sonam. The movie is one that checks your patience, I think the last such movie I saw was 'Sawariya'.

Everyone in the audience was squirming in their seats, waiting for the movie to end. It was such a pathetic fare that I didn't know what to do, whether to sit and watch or go off to sleep.

The cinematography is wonderful, music is fantastic, acting by Shahid and Supriya Pathak is good, Sonam is okay (I think I liked her more in I Hate Luv Storys and Aisha - although both were equally pathetic).

Story, dialogue, screenplay and direction by the GREAT Pankaj Kapoor is very BAD. I think he should just stick to his acting and never ever venture out directing movies in future, if he does, I am sure, I would not want to ever watch it.

Overall, the movie will not do that well at the box office and please avoid it completely.